"You're not divers," the bellhop who guided them to their room observed. "We seldom have guests that aren't divers."

"We heard that it was the best resort on the island," Krista said.

"Oh, it is, it definitely is," he said, opening the door to their room and leading the way in. "You have a great ocean view from here," he said, opening the drapes and then the sliding glass doors to the balcony overlooking the ocean.

"This is very nice," Susan said, taking a deep breath of the ocean air.

"Is this place as stuffy as Grand Cayman with the no nudity laws?" Krista asked.

"I'm afraid that it is,"...