"Oh, it is? Well, congratulations!" I said with a smile.

"Thank you... thank you," Frank said as Jess wrapped herself around his arm and grinned foolishly, "and we were talking about what we should do for our big day..."

I was following along pretty good to be a bit tipsy. I had already surmised they wanted me to do something to help them celebrate. I was all ears.

Francis continued, "...and we decided..." he looked at Jess, whose stupid smile widened bigger, "... we want to doooo... you," he said as he placed his hand on my knee under the table.

"Wh- what?" I said, not sure I heard correctly....