"She's got big tits, you mean," Madison said. She d gave me the most contemptuous sibling look she could muster.

"She's smart and funny," I said, "And yeah, she's really super-hot."

Madison raised her eyebrow so high, it almost popped off the top of her head. Then her face brightened up, like when she'd had her other revelation before. "That's why you're home this weekend isn't it?"

"I needed to do laundry," I said, "And Mom said she'd make chicken pot pie."

"You were hiding from Amy, Vanessa, What'sHerName," Madison said.

"I'm not afraid of Kelly," I said. There that eyebrow went again. We were going to have to peel...