"No, I'm on it," Melissa said waving me off with her free hand as she started marching back to the cabin.

"Trust me, 'Liss, you've got nothing to be ashamed of," Kent called after her, blatantly leering. He turned my way and gave me a wink. "Seriously, dude, her body is yow!"

"I know," I said, far less charitably than I'd intended.

For once, I think Kent picked up on my contempt. "Anytime you want to make it even, you let me know," he said. He nodded his head towards his wife. Allison blushed pink from head to toe. So quickly I could see the color rising up her body,...