I took a selfie on my bed. My dick was hard and I held it in my hand My face and penis were clearly visible in the picture. My cock was about 7 inches hard usually, but it had to have been a half inch longer in this picture. I felt so dirty. I sent it to her. "There you go."

"Oh my god!" she replied. "Why do you have a boner?"

"I thought it would be rude if I wasn't hard after looking at your pussy," I said.

"Well, thanks, I guess. This is weird," she texted back.

"Send me a selfie? I barely even saw you earlier," I...