"Jason, I swear to God. You're gonna fucking regret that fucking call," Kate said. Weak when strong. Strong when weak. I had figured that one out way back when Sam was doing it. Kate knew I had her beat.

Emma and Kristen, though, didn't, so they quickly folded.

"Show me yours, I'll show you mine," I said.

"Little late for that," she said, eyeing me from toes to head. She couldn't hide her little look of appreciation at my pendulous penis.

"Fine," I shrugged. I showed her my jack. Suddenly she perked up. She showed her jack to the group.

"Tie!" she exclaimed, "we have the same card!"

"That you...