"I was in the locker room after the fight, taking a shower," Zach said. "My trainer came to me to tell me that there was some hot chick that wouldn't take no for answer to being able to see me. I told him to send her in. I figured that if she was that determined, why not while I was taking a shower. Well, she went all wide-eyed when she saw me and I didn't do anything to diminish her view. She told me how much she loved the fight and all that, then just segued into the fact that she'd like to fuck my brains out in appreciation, that...