His mother looked shocked and turned to the dick. "Kyle? I thought you said she wanted to break up?"

Old penis-breath had turned bright red. "It's not like that, Mom. I swear. He's making stuff up."

Teri peeked her head around my side. "No he's not! You're a horrible person Kyle. I tried to be the best girlfriend I could, and you treated me like crap. And . . . and you have a little tiny dick!"

His sister giggled, while I could see the veins popping out on his head.

"What do you say asshole?" I said. "You and me go outside so I can kick your ass again?"...