Winston's attentions were split between fighting off a vicious case of room-spins and trying not to get a complete hard-on while watching a scantily clad Britt Ekland work her on-screen magic and having his sister's bare ass pressed against him. "Generally or specifically?" he replied absently.

"Specifically. Like right now. I don't suppose you got me a new toy while you were out?"

"I asked you if you needed anything this morning and you said no."

"I didn't think of it. I don't think of vibrators while I'm having my morning oatmeal."

"I'm not going through what you put me through last night," he said preemptively.

There was a long...