"Nice cap!" she said as she finished the checkout of my groceries.

"Thanks. It was a gift from a friend."

"Is it real leather?"

"Yeah. I think it's hand made. Would you like to try it on?" I offered, then paused and added, "...Naked."

She looked at me kind of funny and said, "Excuse me?"

I repeated, "Would you like to try on my hat... Naked?"

"I... Uh... It... We... Uh... You can't be serious." She blushed just a little.

"I'm deadly serious. You'd be a knockout wearing my hat. What's your name? What time do you get off?"

"Uh... Ellie. I don't think I can do that."

"Do what......