"Did Gloria go with you dear." Asked mom.

"Why yes as a matter of fact."

"Put her on for a sec would you."

"I can't. She's eating." I replied just loud enough for mom to hear.

" Eating. What is she eating at ten in the morning. It's too early for lunch."

"Me!"

""What! Gary Parker!. Do you mean to tell me that my secretary is sucking you off! You ought to be ashamed. I give you my secretary for one day and already your having sex with her. Is she any good?"

"I have to say that you are correct. She is very proficient at it. She's a natural....