The motherfucking fox won't stop peeing on me! I watch in horror as he relieves himself on my bark for the second time and then kicks some dirt.

I have had it!

I seriously have had it!

I need to shift back before he runs away and I get the chance to kick this fox's ass!

I concentrate hard, drawing on the inner strength that I have cultivated over the years. Sometimes I am able to shift back faster if I really concentrate.

"You can do this, Lucian. You have the power to shift back to human. You don't want to be a stupid tree anymore, so shift!" I give...