#Chapter75

"Life is such a beautiful gift of god. God made animals, humans, mysterious things and then. he made me.

THIS IS WHY I'M SINGLE!" Harry shouted as Kate sat in front of him and chewed a sandwich.

"*Chew Chew*"

"I MEAN- TILL DATE I SLEEP DIAGONALLY ON MY BED, I MAKE FOOD FOR TWO AND EAT IT ALL!

"*Chew Chew*"

"ALL BECAUSE THE GIRLS I FIND ATTRACTIVE ARE EITHER FAMOUS, TAKEN, TWICE MY AGE, IN A K-POP GROUP, DOESN'T LIKE ME BACK, DON'T KNOW I EXIST, DOESN'T EXIST HERSELF, DEAD OR LESBIAN!" Harry said.

"*Chew Chew*"

"HONESTLY SPEAKING, I THINK I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I DIDN'T FORWARDED THOSE CHAIN MESSAGES...