"My name is Thorias, and I am the Captain Illustrious of His Great and Royal Majesty the Most Illustrious Leader Frolthac of the Colony of Nature's Glory's Guard."

'Again without breathing,' she thought. "Thorias, my name is Shamira, and we need to talk to his Majesty."

"What's in it for me?" the faerie said, hovering in front of her face and staring right down at her cleavage. "You are a fit lass," he muttered.

'Men are apparently pigs everywhere,' she thought, though couldn't blame him. Her vest pretty much put her tits on display for the world to see. "Gratitude? Knowledge that you might have helped stopped a heinous practice...