As I sit on the bench with a person with the worst fashion sense known to mankind, underneath the cool, mid-autumn sun, the ice between us is finally broken.

“Okay, jerk. Let me get things straight. You want to know more about the new girl, who you’ve been hanging out with more than us, and even your girlfriend combined! And just in case that wasn’t able to stick in your head, you have a girlfriend for crying out loud!”

I should be careful with what I say to her. She’s pretty close to losing her mind.

“Look, I already told you that I’ve lost my memory. So this new girl...