“…Didn’t you already say that you suspect her? Why would you ask me that again?”

“You’re going to have to guess.”

I close the door behind me and turn around to see her eye-to-eye. “Can’t you just tell me? Now’s not the time to be leaving things like that!”

“Don’t worry. This is just a simple multiple-choice question. You’ll only have two options.” she continues with a lower, more serious tone. “Is she the victim, or is she the culprit?”

…She can’t be serious, right?

Here I thought that her observational skills were exceptional, and she then goes and asks a question like that? Such an outrageous question can only...