SCOTT

Wendy was astonished when I said I'd spank her if she didn't help out around here since she was spending so much time with us. Then she got this goofy grin on her face and splashed water on me as if daring me to do anything about it. Before she knew it, I had her bent over my lap, her face under the water and walloped her bottom a couple times. She pulled her face out of the bubbles, sputtering and water dripping down.

Instead of being angry, she said, "Whew. Maybe I need to misbehave more often," bringing a round of laughter. Since I had her over my...