2 weeks later...

"FUCK shit shit shit fuuuuuk not now, please not now" David groaned as he clutched his stomach, the glass in his hand crashing to the floor. He had been feeling uncomfortable all day, which was nothing new, he was huge at 38 weeks, but this was a whole new level of discomfort, he felt like he was being ripped in half without so much as a warning. His eyes darted around the apartment desperately. "Seriously, you wait until your mom is out of the country to decide you want to make an appearance," he asked incredulously of his stomach, he knew in that moment that his children...