Eve.

"How dare me?" Max scoffed.

"No!, How dare you?" Max said angrily. He looked so pissed that I feared that he might explode.

"You can't just waltz in here and try to disrupt my happy day with your struggling beards." Max said and I almost laughed.

"You need biotin." He said gesturing to my dad's beards.

I bet the crowd was shocked by his words. This is why you should never get on Max's nerve. He's going to shred you, thread you and gobble you down like fried chicken from McDonald's.

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