She held it up in her hands and looked at it like she was buying a cucumber. "It's a little bigger than this," she said.

Marie was staring at her open-mouthed. "Your husband is THAT big?"

"That's big?" Kelly asked.

"Honey, you have no idea what a lucky girl you are!"

Kelly handed Marie the fake penis and shrugged. "Well, I knew he was big, but I didn't think he was above average."

"Sweetie, this is at least 8 inches. Most men would kill to be this big."

"Really?"

Marie chuckled and shook her head. "The things I could do with this baby," she said with a smile.

"Hey..." Kelly...