He smiled and nodded. "Well, for those that don't know, I'm Ed Sanderson and this is my wife Marie," he said looking at the other couple in the room wearing red.

"This," he said, raising an arm around the closest person to him, which just happened to be Drake, "magnificently bald specimen of man is Drake Taylor. He happens to a very talented lawyer, so if anyone suffers a sex related injury tonight, he's the man to talk to."

"Aren't you the doctor?" someone from the crowd called through the laughter.

"Yeah, but if you need a doctor for a sex related injury, you've got bigger problems," he said, drawing...