Donna shrugged as she looked over at him. "It might not look like it at first, but I'm nuts over the crazy-ass," she said.

"And this one here has a shovel in his pants?" Jerry asked, gesturing at Dex good-naturedly.

"Shit, just wait," John said. "That big sumbitch has a way of showing up at parties eventually."

"Yeah, that shit's real," Alec said, chuckling. "He's smuggling a python," he confirmed.

"Lucky fucker," Blake said, grinning widely.

Dex laughed, shaking his head. "Come on y'all... no one wants to hear this," he said, sighing.

"Aww, Dex, baby," Donna said, turning and sauntering over. "You don't want me to take care of...