The waitress brought their drinks then and the two ladies ordered.

"Well, how about I give you some pointers?" Marie asked.

"I'm all ears," Kelly said.

"No, I mean how about I watch you guys and I give you some pointers?"

"Marie!" Kelly whisper-yelled.

"What?"

"I'm not going to let you have sex with my husband!"

Marie shook her head. "I said I'd give you some pointers."

"Oh please, you were about ready to jump on him last week."

"Oh Kelly, I'm not going to do anything that will hurt you guys. I can control myself you know. All I'm saying is that I can give you guys some helpful...