The saying that good wine does not go to the top is nonsense, or that you drink less.

Like Li Nan, four bottles were smothered in one breath last night, let alone Feitian Maotai. Even if the real Qiongjiang Jade Liquid wakes up the next day, it will feel headache, dry mouth and buzzing in the brain.

Who we were with last night, what we did, what we said, where we slept when we were drunk, who we slept with, whether we had done anything unrelated to sleep in the course of sleep - grass, fragments of our brains, the more we tried to think about it, the less we...