Stan and Theo walked into the corridor with their heads up, even though the students were looking at their injuries. Stan had a splint on his broken wrist, while Theo had a cast on his fractured elbow.

"I wish I had my right elbow fractured so I cannot write and have a reason not to attend school," Theo said.

"You can take notes for yourself and you can use your left hand to take the quizzes," Stan replied.

"My penmanship is unsightly with my left hand, dummy."

"At least it is readable. That's the only thing that matters."

"No. My penmanship has to remain attractive like me."

As they went...