His brow furrowed in confusion. “If our son starts making ringing noises while I am fucking you, there are going to be bigger problems than not cumming.”

I slapped his arm. "No, silly. I meant being interrupted. You better get used to having no private time."

He leaned in and kissed my neck. "That's where you are entirely wrong, gorgeous. I'll hire a nanny."

"You want to hire a nanny just so we can have sex?"

"If necessary," he replied without a pause to think.

I rolled my eyes. He was hopeless. I didn't know why I ever thought he would process information like a normal person.

"I did want...