"Are you going to run for his spot?" When someone stepped down, the Club would vote. It would be more normal for Tiny, the Vice President, to step up.

"We've talked. He's getting older as well, we all are. He's happy as Vice President, he doesn't want all the hassles of being in charge."

"Well, you should get out a little more, and live a little. You're still young and good looking, even if you have to color your hair."

He smacked my hand away, a little miffed at the dig. "And what about you? Homeschool, graduating college at eighteen, medical school, residency, private practice, and I've yet to see...