As I went to dress, I noticed, with some concern, that a certain part of my anatomy was larger than I was accustomed to. My balls had been the same size for years, but now they were starting to look a bit bigger. My first thought was either swelling from overuse or maybe fucking cancer. I gave them a quick check, and while they were sensitive, (whose balls aren't?) they weren't sore and didn't have any lumps or anything off. They weren't that much bigger, they weren't two fucking golf balls between my legs or anything, but they were bigger.

I guess it made sense. I mean, with the amount...