We rested and had cut lunches out of the cooler as we transited to the next dive location, a reef teeming with sea life. We didn't see any big sharks, but it was still a beautiful dive spot. I didn't envy Linda; editing this visit to just 39 minutes of television would be tough. It would be a good episode, great if she finished it with this shot of Nicholas peeling his wetsuit down to expose his ripped abs.

"Who has the hotter mate between us," I sent to Amy as I started to drool.

"Your man is hot if you like that bulging muscle thing," Amy countered. "Kai has...