"That's good that worked out for you." Khloe told her happily, "I'm on probation while my parents decide whether or not to disown me."

We all stared at her, as her words sunk in.

"Did you tell them about the harem?" Suki asked, concerned.

"That's the thing!" Khloe exclaimed, "They put me on probation when I told them I had gotten my vaccinations and visited a gynecologist!"

The girls were thoroughly confused.

"So it turns out my great great grandfather was some big shot preacher, and he decided that illness and death was God's will, so vaccines and doctors are directly in opposition to God." Khloe explained, "His teachings never...