Then I say naughtily, “Oh, no, no, what a disaster!” I try to wipe with a wet cloth because cream and chocolate are very very difficult to wash.

“Oh my gosh, oh God, it’s everywhere. Oh no, no, no, no, no, oh I'm so sorry…” I talk in a sexy porn video voice, pretending to be a horny MILF. Mark laughs a bit and stares at me with his open mouth.

“Ush, the cream is all over your lap. OH no no no, please, don't get up. So I have to rub this very part of my trousers, pretending not to be touching your cock, while I try to wipe...