"Yes, Mom, Andy has been very, very accommodating," I agreed, the irony of the question and the reality of the situation utterly hilarious.

A moment later, Andy's tongue distracting me I said, "But I need to go, Mom, it has been a long, day full of wonderful surprises and I am exhausted."

Hanging up the phone, I pushed him away and said, "You fucker."

"Sister fucker," he retorted.

I smiled down at my sexy brother and said, "I got some good news and some bad news."

Looking up at me, he asked, "What is the bad news?"

"The basement situation is worse than expected and Mom and dad are not...