"Well, fuck away, ladies, it's time to take our pets home. "Let's go my pets," I said, pulling on the leash.

"What about our clothes?" Lauren asked.

"Clothes? Where you're going you won't need clothes," I quipped.

Mom burst out laughing at the parody on Back to the Future, one of her favourite movies.

"But I will grab them for your eventual return home," I said, as I watched Simon face-fuck Katrina, as she lay on the ground. It didn't look comfortable, but it did look hot. I took a couple pictures for my own personal enjoyment before heading out of the house.

We walked them to our cars, on...