"Don't worry," Carmen laughed, "we will never make you do anything illegal. Immoral, kinky and disturbing, sure, but nothing that would put you behind bars."

"Well, thank God for that," Mindy joked, the entire conversation and evening surreal and fucked up.

"Pussy two?" Carmen asked.

"Penny?"

"Nope."

"Paulina?" Mindy guessed, having thought it could be either Edith or Paulina and choosing the opposite of who she thought it was... hoping reverse psychology in her head, having been wrong so much, would work this time.

"Correct. Pussy three?"

"Penny?"

"Correct. Pussy four?"

"Velva?"

"Correct again, and that makes pussy five Edith," Carmen said.

Mindy joked, "It got easier when there were...