Mom paused for a moment before turning back towards me. "How do you know?" Mom asked, suddenly attempting to assist her Mistress in seducing her own daughter.

"A girl just knows," I replied, leading Mom with a juicy carrot.

"Oh," Mom paused, "I don't think you can ever tell."

"Really?" I asked, playing innocent.

"Well, before this conversation I had no idea my daughter might be gay," she pointed out. I was so impressed with how quickly Mom recovered, clearly the lawyer in her was coming out.

"Touché," I responded and joked, dangling another carrot, "Now what would be crazy was if you were a lesbian."

Mom`s face went red...