About two weeks after Bill got his birthday present, Suzanne came over. I was just finishing dinner with Cindy when she came in.

"Hey, guys, how's it going?"

My mouth was full of the marinated chicken breast I had cooked on the grill so Cindy answered. "Fine. How are things over at your place?"

"Very good. Bill has almost become as sexual as I am, and that means that I can find my fun at home."

"That's good." I finally finished chewing and joined the conversation.

"There's something that I wanted to discuss with you."

"Okay."

"I think I'm going to let Bill provide what we like to call 'Princess...