Figuring this was enough of the 'Who's on First' routine, I said, "Thank you, Betty, all I need now is a glass of Chardonnay and a good long night's sleep."

"I will have Spencer carry your bags up and bring you a list of all our exotic drinks," Betty said, ringing the bell.

Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a shirtless Roman God with muscles like a wrestler appeared.

"Room 69, Spencer?" Betty instructed.

"Yes, Ms. Betty," the Greek God said taking my bags.

Again the Ms. and first name, it was driving me nuts. I followed behind him and quickly learned he was just as perfect from behind as...