Everyone got dressed and, as we started to leave, Carla (formerly known as C) asked if we could give her a ride home. Evidently, she had taken an Uber over to Barbara's house.

Mary thanked us, but it was Bob who was beaming at the chance to play with both his suddenly very active wife and the hot neighbor next door, Barbara.

We agreed to take Carla home and we packed up and headed out to the car. We got in the car, with Cindy and I in the front and Carla in the back. She sat forward without her seatbelt and leaned between our seats to talk.

"I really...