The instant the door was closed, I grabbed Eleanor's hand and giggled, "I need a tasty drink of pussy juice to wash down that wholesome snack your mother gave us. What do you say?"

"Oh my God!" Eleanor giggled, as I led her to the living room. I put on the new Frank Sinatra album 'Songs for Young Lovers' which suddenly seemed so perfect.

I walked back to Eleanor and kissed her. I knew I had only ten minutes to get us in a compromising position, so I unbuttoned her blouse.

She said, "We can't do it here."

"Your mom just left, we have at least half an hour," I...