A couple of weeks later, things were going pretty well for me at work, when my boss called me into his office. We were expecting a visit from a potential customer - one who could possibly make our entire year with one signature.

"Dennis, any chance you can help me out?"

"Uh, sure, Roger, what's the problem?"

"Well, Mr. Sorenson, the CEO who is coming to visit and hear our pitch, is a bit of an old perv. The last time we tried to sell him on our product, he asked me to take him to a strip club. I did, although you know that's not my style. I paid...