“Dududu dududu dududu. Nice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things. Magic, madness, heaven, sin. Saw you there and I thought. Oh, my God, look at face. You look like my next mistake. Love’s a game, wanna play?”

Don't imagine Taylor Swift holding a solo concert in the courtyard of Greatech building that morning. Just don't! Seriously, don't even go there, because the one singing “Blank Space” was Vonda.

She appeared radiant, her hair shining under the morning sun. Ironically, Vonda did not just disturb the morning ambiance with her tone-deaf singing; she also managed to ruin the view with her awkward movements, strutting as...