Her rhetoric was on point, but it didn't make her right. "If our school employed a male resource officer with a boyfriend, I would have used it on them. If my next door neighbor had been a boy, I would have used it on him. Yes, it fits a pattern, but correlation does not imply causation."

"All right. So you're saying the only one you first degree Serenexed was me?"

"'First degree'? What's that mean?"

"Premeditation, Mr. C. I watch a lot of serial killer shit. Try to keep up."

That made more sense than I wanted it to. Still, on analysis, she was actually right, at least in spirit....