Sarah let her fork drop to the plate as she clutched her belly and roared with Laughter. She almost choked with laughter so she quickly gulped down her glass of water.

"Tell me you're joking," Sarah said as she dropped the glass that was already half empty.

"Do I look like I am?" John asked with all the seriousness he could muster in his voice.

Sarah stopped smiling as she saw the seriousness in John's face and looked at her husband dead in the eye. "Look, John..." Sarah barely called John by his first name except when they were really in a serious situation.

"If you do not like the...