Because I'm not sure if I like Keith or just swing, I'm standing at a high-end underground club not far from the studio after work. I came here because I heard from the people in the studio that this is a good source of prey, and it is guaranteed that there will be good prey back to eat. So I borrowed a VIP membership card from a studio employee who was a regular at the club and came here to prove that I wasn't deviating and that I also had a heterosexual flavor.

This club is no different from the clubs that Amelia and I have been to. Many young...