Both Sue and James looked as tired as I felt in the morning. Brigitte looked to be the only one not exhausted by a night of debauchery. I'd have to say that both of the Shrivers had ridiculously wide smiles despite the bags under their eyes. I wanted to ask them how they'd enjoyed their walk on the wild side, but I imagined they'd both be embarrassed to talk about it.

So it was with a little astonishment at breakfast, when Sue told Gretchen, "I can see why you like sex with women."

Gretchen smiled at her. "You missed a little," pointing to her own cheek.

"What did I miss?"...