"I know I hurt your feelings, small fry. Please forgive me? The stupid frog cast a spell on me so that I would laugh."

I gasped, glaring at the frog! I knew it! My Daddy wouldn't laugh at my awesome sexy dancing! Not without the stupid jealous frog's input.

I crawled over to Daddy. "Put Fwoggy in blender?"

"No. He'll break my blended."

"Toaster?"

He'll set the house on fire."

"Microwave?"

"Violence is not the answer, A. Froggy just... he just needs a time out because he was being a mean brat, is all. I'm sure you'll be friends again tomorrow."

"Will you buy more floss just in case we're...