FUCK ME, DOCTOR

She would not be doing much running around today, she decided.

At the final light, she decided that she was not the princess, but the peasant sent to play nursemaid to the little bratty princes and princess.

“Not as romantic.” She sighed.

Tricia pulled into the fancy neighborhood by the unoccupied gatehouse.

“What’s the point of having a gate, if you just leave it wide open for everyone to enter?”

She pulled into the Hubbards’ driveway. Tricia opened her door and stepped out looking up at Ron’s grand, brick castle. She saw no one in sight, so she took another moment to pull her sundress up on...