I was going, "Yes, yes, yes, oh my god, oh, oh, oh," and saying anything that came into my head. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. The other thing I couldn't believe was my mother saying I shouldn't do this sort of thing. Was she mad? How could I not do it?

He kept boffing away and I couldn't get enough of it. I started adding words like harder and faster to my repertoire, trying to get him to get serious about what he was doing. He just laughed at me and kept going at the same pace.

I'll swear he was deliberately trying to drive me out...