He was now holding my clothes but not me. This meant I was finally in a position to take a step back, which I promptly did. The smile on his face indicated that he now had a much better view and he was enjoying it. I hastily crossed my hands in front of my groin and he had the audacity to laugh.

"Possibly a little late," he told me. "I hate to say it but you look ridiculous like that. He reached over and took hold of my top.

"Lift your hands and we'll take this off as well. You'll probably feel a lot better then."

"But I'll be naked,"...