Ever had those days when you're feeling twitchy? It was a Friday evening and I'd been feeling twitchy all day. I'd released some of my tension by flirting with customers and staff at work, not going too far because they have all these sexual harassment rules these days. I was still edgy and the best way to work that edge off would be to go to a nightclub to have a few drinks, a few dances, and some more serious flirtation. (Still not going too far because some of the bozos you meet at nightclubs are strange.)

So was I going to a nightclub to drink and dance and dabble...